sundaynightinsomnia: cliterallysame: this is 100% me everyone who knows me will agree he doesn’t wanna taco about it
time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
powerperfgirl: roonson: a series of unfortunate events omg this is the most nostalgic picture I have ever come across
just-a-youtube-blog: I can’t stop laughing
unicorns0n-acid: teen-paradox: Grungeeee♛ ✟softgrunge✟
4-ddie: noonesperfect1: cr-ocs: pitchblackloner: touch4ble: canon—rebel: instahot: ohhaicorey: 4-ddie: if this gets 30k i will cry You better be crying. why do i have to change the source back ugh You better be drowning in tears i love you so much Addie favorite picture ever Your so pretty babe!! wow i can’t believe this got 45k, this absolutely insane. thank you to everyone who reblogged this. it means a lot. you are all so beautiful, remember that. ❤
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.